He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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