No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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