Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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