yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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