are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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