The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
home. puking in laundry basket.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
