By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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