Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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