some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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