i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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