I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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