We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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