worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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