So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Randomize