I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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