your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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