Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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