he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You made out with two different species that night
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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