What a fucking waste of an outfit
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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