I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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