No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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