Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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