Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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