god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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