So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
not ubering you a puppy
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
