After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Randomize
