It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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