Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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