your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
COCAINE IS GR8
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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