We're facebook friends in real life
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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