For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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