Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You may now shotgun with the bride
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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