your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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