i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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