handjob tips. give me some.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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