what if I'm pregnant?
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he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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