Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Green mimosas i think yes
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.