I'm jealous of your bromance
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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