you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Randomize
