next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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