thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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