is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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