I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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