I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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