I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
