your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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