ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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