So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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