So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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