she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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