Already got asked if we're dating
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you never un-have a 4some
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
