You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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