you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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