you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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