Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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